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Does Size Matters!
A humourous story of My Best Friend and his Girlfriend Sneha, and a Hilarious Misunderstanding
Back in school, my best friend Rohit was madly in love with his girlfriend Sneha. They were the perfect couple except for one little problem. Or should I say… one big problem?
One day during lunch break, Neha sighed dramatically and said, “Size really matters, Rohit. I can’t ignore it anymore.”
The whole gang went silent. Rohit, who had just taken a huge bite of his samosa, nearly choked. His face turned all shades of red. We, his so-called best friends, did what any responsible friends would do we burst out laughing.
“Wait, what do you mean?” Rohit finally managed to ask, his voice barely above a whisper.
Neha, unaware of the chaos she had caused, continued, “I mean, I need something bigger. Something that feels right, you know? I can’t adjust to this small one anymore.”
At this point, poor Rohit looked like he was having an existential crisis. The rest of us were already on the floor, howling.
“Listen, Sneha,” Rohit stammered, “I-I mean, this is what I have. I can’t change it. I was born with it!”
